It's Not Easy Being Easy
(Um, hello, I had to get three kids somehow!)
P.S. This one was picked FOR me. Just FYI.
True words, ya'll. True words.
If at First You Don't Succeed Then Maybe You Just Suck
Who Do I Have to Blow to Get a Drink Around Here?
Drink Up Bitches
Avoid Hangovers. Stay Drunk.
(Our friend Nic couldn't make it -- but we still made it feel like she was there!)
I Love Shoes, Booze, & Boys with Tattoos
One for my Gnomies
Donkey Punch Champion
Don't Be Sexist.
Bitches Hate That.
I'm Here for the Gang Bang
Deep Throat & Stop Staring at my Teddies